11.) Buzz Lightyear Toy
Remember when your favorite son threw a temper tantrum in the middle of K-Mart just to get his hands on this little fella? So, do we! Now lil’ Tommy is an adult, spending his time off with his militia friends holding the Oregon National Wildlife Refuge hostage in exchange for his “freedoms” rather than playing “Toy Story” with his favorite action figure. No worries, you can re-purpose that ol’ dust collector in this clever way and best of all it will help you temporarily forget about that disappointment who clawed itself from your loins! To Infinity and Beyond!