In a startling and scientific revelation, Kim Jong Un has denounced all involvement in nuclear weapons testing. In a 530 page report, he outlines the truth about what really happened in North Korea these past few weeks.
Some are claiming that the seismic shocks felt around the countryside were the result of large nuclear, fission, or hydrogen bombs. According to Kim Jong Un, the seismic tremors were the result of seismic activity, not bomb detonation.
The science makes sense.
That’s because they ARE. Earthquakes set off seismic detectors, bombs don’t.
Seismic detectors are detectors that are placed deep in the ground to test for earthquakes, not bombs. It only makes sense that if they were tripped, that there was an earthquake. Also, the shape of the face of the average North Korean is one that hasn’t been blown up, but has squinted during the debris kick-up of the earthquake.
If you look at a North Korean today, and a Japanese guy from 2011 they are nearly indistinguishable.
A hydrogen bomb may be likely, however things like Google Earth and satellite imagery aren’t picking up anything. Also, with the surfacing of the “trauma actors” that appear in multiple trauma and world event cases, it is unlikely that we would see another unprovoked, mass event without a whole new and fresh cast.
Think of it like Saved By The Bell, you can’t just keep recasting “Screech” without someone thinking the actor was washed up and sad. The Obama administration will need to begin casting and who knows how long that will take? Our DMVs in America take about 3 hours just to renew a license, the casting process could take us deep into 2020 at best. These “detonations” are merely a media ploy, timed well with some natural, earthquake activity.
Kim Jong Un is correct with his “nothing to see here” stance. That is according to science.